Viva Alonso.

Winning the Grand Prix after starting out from 15th grid will show that anything is possible.
No matter if you'd feel it's like chasing a lost cause.

Alonso after the qualifying laps on Sat..
"The race is lost. You can't overtake here and I'm starting from 15th, so I will be going out just to lap the track, it's over already."

AND Alonso after the Race win..
"Fantastic. The first podium of the season and the first victory. I can't believe it right now, I need a couple of days to realise we could win a race this year..."


Climbing up 14 places to win the race has to be the most thrilling, fairy-tale-like-ending event ever to happen to a person.


Anyways....
Voici la vidéo du petit bonhomme en mousse!

Carlos the Dwarf.

james franco. hands down. coolest.
atleast on this show.
playing dungeons and dragons.
as Carlos the Dwarf of course.

now that I've finished watching all 18 episodes of Freaks & Geeks,
i can now sleep.
at night.

zzzzzzzzz.

F&G

so i spent the whole morning watching Freaks & Geeks on youtube.
whole morning as in 12am to 8am. yeah. no sleep.

Freaky or Geeky?
but hey ! tt show has James Franco on it!
has to be the coolest.

tonight.. zach vs takeshi. go go go !

Epistaxis

From wiki,
Epistaxis (or a nosebleed in plain English) is the relatively common occurrence of hemorrhage from the nose, usually noticed when the blood drains out through the nostrils.

I always wonder how does it feel when Scholes got a sharp blow to the face and his nose starts bleeding..

Back then in sec sch i remember a couple of times when some of my class mates got nose bleeds and they got the attention of the girls who acted like nurses.
I thought that was cool.
Nose bleed and girls' attention. Double feeling whammy.

The baddest injury on myself was two swollen knee and all i got was Yusoff shouting "Eh bangun ah!" and to carry on with the football game.
And we were losing that game. No point.
WTH, nice knowing you cared Yusoff.
But I've since told him how painful those knees were.

Actually I always wonder how do people feel when their nose bleeds.

I always wondered because I've never had an epistaxis.
Does it hurt as much as it looks?
Does it automatically stops bleeding when you just lay back and let your head in the neutral position and apply pressure?

Well I know now.
And the feeling is definitely @#$*%@ !!!!

5 feet away and the ball just slams on your face. BAM!

Definitely bleeding LUCKY..
to have been where i have been.

choke me.

And so i got choke-ed.

Literally.

choked on your lullaby

after a neverending endless reading of a single jPod book,
i think i need a new one.

Chuck Palahniuk please.

now.. it's either lullaby.
or choke.

Sticks and stones will break your bones, but now words can kill, too.

did stupidity or curiosity kill the cat?

ya know when you're too excited.. or when you're too nervous about something..
and your body just seem to lose control and you start to trip on things.
or an easy movement yet having the difficulty to execute it..

noone comes out much worser than this guy...

darnest kids

kids do the darnest things.

like spoofing The Dark Knight's trailer..

Franz Ferdinand - Lucid Dreams

preview of a Franz Ferdinand's track.

glowing in the dark

you know you can depend on the japanese for some cranky shows.

and i seriously salute this guy's strength and endurance to got through the entire course.

and even winning it too.

Makoto Nagano competing in the Ninja Warrior.
Sasuke!

and since i couldn't follow Chris Walla into the dark.

i will just like to Glow in it then.

Sept 19 woot !

Where are you Yeezy?

And I heard 'em say, nothin ever promised tomorrow today.

WHY SO SERIOUS?!

this spoof sumpah hilarious.
bloodyhell. laughing out loud lah.

but Dark Knight is oh so epic.

i can now go to in camp training in peace.

heck, i might even watch it again before i go there.

and now i can't wait for the DVD.

i'll buy the original.

why?

because of this man.

THE JOKER.

my new idol.

my first villain idol.

R.I.P Heath Ledger.

toast to an epic performance.

My Drive Thru

Ok it's here..

My Drive Thru.






Converse 100th Anniversary.



Once ICT is over, i'll have my own drive thru. =).

goober trooper

A clip that has been viewed 90,383,752 times to date and still counting.
by far one of the most viewed in youtube.

Evolution of Dance. and this guy came out in Weezer - Pork and Beans too.




Speaking of which I found this guy who beat me into doing this amazing video.
Not that i would. But it was in my mind though...
I would have loved to do this.
Way too much time and money lah.

Where the hell is Matt?!




And what do you get digging goober in the train?

couple of tua bangkas saying ewww out loud.

23 on the 23rd

another one year gone,
one year older
one year wiser?

and what did i do today?
celebrate it by teaching kids.
how wonderful.
mmg suruh jadi cikgu ke?

but after watching some suria advert,
came across one. triggered those times when I used to just sit infront of the tv, eating Ding Dongs, big gold coin chocolates and mamee.

well at the moment still sitting infront of the tv.
some things haven't change eii..

but this sunday there's Keluarga 99.
ol skool per!



SABAI SABAI ~!!

Skate Strokes

Julian Casablancas, Santogold and Pharrell Williams.
"My Drive Thru"

Recorded for Converse 100th Anniversary.

Current repeat mode on my iPod.


There's Skateboy P. and there's Mr Casablancas.
What more can i ask for?

Listen:


Anyway, Jason Mraz masturbates alot while his on tour.
Read through Mrazes!

so you think i can?

After seeing this..

All the more kept me think.

23 more days to pop, lock and boogie?

Hmm......

Tropic Thunder

Robert Downey Jr as a black soldier/actor in Tropic Thunder.
Yes he change his colour for this movie.
Still looking ever so faaiiinnneee.

With Jack Black and Ben Stiller.
What more to ask.

damn this guy resurrected from the dead or what?!
First Ironman, then That Rejected Pips with Gladys Knight.



Next to Dark Knight. This is my movie to look for. hohoho.

sungka songke

Saw this on KanyeUniverseCity. I think it's DOPE!
Pixelated Mixelated Flixelated Dope.

Wanna install photoshop lah like this.


Oh tentang malam semalam,


Setelah mosi dan lisa,
Rindu Satu dah lepas ni.
Now for Rindu Dua.
Lepas tu Rindu Tiga.

Ada ke Dua dan Tiga? Macam paham je..

oh kin, takle rindu windu mindu cindu ke?
Sepatutnya rasa terharu. -.-"

cis!

Hyakuretsukyaku!

Kristin Kreuk as Chun-Li in the upcoming Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li.

Getting down and dirty yet looking so hot. daaaannnnggggg!

The Rejected Pips

The Rejected Pips.

Mr Ironman looking so fine and cool.

That's how to boogie like Robert Downey Jr.

I'll get this into my iPod rightaway.

RAJA EUROPE, SULTAN ENGLAND

wooot !

1968

1999

2008

Juara Europah tiga kali!

macam kata Fergie,

Football. Bloody Hell!

siapa anak singkong angkat tangan

kalo uda anak jawa, dangdut tetap di hati? bukan?

OAG - Slumber.
done.

PeterPan - Bintang Di Surga.
done.

Lupe Fiasco - Superstar.
sikit done.

and then 4 complete songs of dangdut.
lama tak nampak si Doyok tu.
5 dopes dancing away too.

not to forget. ahhhhHHHHHHH YOUUUUUUU!!!!

poyo. not fuyo. poyo.

tapi gerek.



aku rindu makan sebegini.

next mth i'll be walking the ghetto streets alone.
eating subway with that.
beat that.

campeón!

campeón! campeón!

ole ole ole!

what? same points decided by play offs what?

Manchester United - 87 points

Chelsea - 85 points

nvm next yr then maybe. thanks for the challenge.

up next. MOSCOW !

Glory Glory Man United

i wanna be like CHUCK

Monday Nights.

2 BIG reasons to rush home after tuition.

PRISON BREAK 3.

and CHUCK.

ooh CHUCK.

what a mirror image.

being geeky and nerdy can be freaky.

Thundercats GO!

DEVIL MERAH

Finals bebeh!! Woooo


Redhead: Oh Dang! 9 more years!

yeah Scholesey! after 9 years! let's win it!
if not for us, for yourself !
and give the Blues a beating domestically and in Europe!

KERJA SEMENTARA

this is so so true...





ahhh! life as a temp.
let's embrace it all.
woof woof !

poop!

so many shit.
like the one pops stepped on.

wasn't that ball to hand?
why the heck only 1 bloody camera showing that angle.
and can't even see if it is hand ball.
fook.
let's finish the hammers and latics off.
and show who's the best.

and pls fergie.
giggs is old.
nani's not ready.

sheitte!

slumber ya ya in slumberland

i posted this waaaaayyyy back in 2006.


---> this! <---


twas for a certain someone who might never read my blog,
ever .
even though that certain someone knows of its existence.


but becos of tonight,
becos of Radhi,
and P.Ramlee,
i 'll post it again.
not for anyone.
but for me to reminisce back and look ahead.


OAG - permysuri


Imajin aku TVmu
Transmisionku terbit untukmu
Dramaku produk khas siaranmu
Trans-sonet gelora Satelit Cinta

Imajin aku radiomu
Intermisionku orbit untukmu
Iramaku rekord khas hiburanmu
Inter-planet kejora Ke marikh asth-mara

per-MY-suri rumahku
per-MY-suri radarku
per-MY-suri syurgaku
Yang teristimewa

Imajin aku VJmu
Transvisiku terbitan untukmu
Karaktorku ilham khas pedomanmu
Trans-fonik gelora satelit cinta

Imajin aku DJ mu
Intervisionku orbit untukmu
Metaforku iltizam khas buatmu
Inter-sonik kejora Ke-marikh asth-mara

Produksimasifantasikurealiti
Buat yang teristimewa...


Why slumberland?
becos when all hell breaks loose,
and im outta my mind,
i'll sneak into the comfort of my bed.

an ordinary average guy.
slumbering.

KOD-KOD BERIKUT : MEJA BATU

You know how it feels, to have all your plans interrupted?
When you have set your timing in your schedule..
And suddenly that bugging phone rings.
And the number is VERY unfamiliar..







"You have been mobilised"







BAIK! now I can't go to the bbq pit.

Anyways.. I need some Spice Up Your Life.

Hi Ci Ya, HOLD TIGHT!

MALAM SEMALAM DI ROYAL SCOTTNESS

Carousel Carousel tu..
nama merry-go-round?
ke nama kuching Cheshire?



tapi makan sampai kenyang tidor pon lena.



tak percaya tanya dia.
terlalu "wasted" sampai tak sabar beli tv BESAR nak main time crisis.

betol tak birthday girl?

nak dgr story?
story psl jeles? lol.

lain kali!

Bayang Puppet Terakhir

This video is dope ! and so is the song !
give me anything by arctic monkeys or alex turner anytime !
now please come to Singapore will you!!

though it reminds me of Knights of Cydonia..
but heck! alex turner!



The Last Shadow Puppets “The Age of The Understatement”

Excited
To sneak up away from your stomach
Now try your pulse
And captured
What seemed all unknowing
And candid
But they suspected a false

Shes playful
The boring would
Warn you be careful
Of her brigade
In order to tame this relentless morauder
Move away from the parade

She was
Walking on the tables in the glass house
Endearingly bedraggled in the wind
Subtle in an effort of seduction
The sweaty little tragedies begin
And she would throw a feather bowa in the road
She thought that it would set the scene
Officialy the dint in your companians (?)
Enlightened them to make you see
And there’s affection to rent the age of the understatement
Before the attraction formends
Kiss me properly and pull me apart
Affection to rent the age of the understatement
Before this attraction formends
Kiss me properly and pull me apart

And my fingers scratch at my hair
Before my mind can get to reckless
The idea of seeing you here
Is enough to make the sweat grow cold

reyes.

im a sucker for Melissa Reyes.
Here's her in Corbin Bleu's Deal With It.

tales from the what?

I was missing a particular show today.
A show i loved watching 10 plus years ago.

Tales from the Crypt!



Loved that Crypt Keeper. i remembered i always slept late just to watch this particular show.
And i remembered i even begged to sleep late to watch this show.
And that Crypt Keeper's shrills. His popping out of his coffin.
Even though it spooked me. Funny. yet spooooooooky.
Scaaaaaaarryyyyy...


Here's the Crypt Keeper and the Grim Reaper from Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey.
Playing Scissors, Paper and Stone. -.-"





Oh did anyone know I have "Weird Science" DVD?

Classic !

Crypt Keeper: Remember, kiddies: hee hee hee
Nyaheahehaheahhae !!!!

chasing rainbows

although this is overdue..Cnngrats to the Singapore team Collin and Adrian for winning The Amazing Race Asia.
even though i wasn't rooting for them the whole time.
nevertheless congrats !


(Collin and Adrian)


For the final leg i was hoping these Chong sisters would win. haha. rooting for girl team. as usual. although they came in second.

(Pamela and Vanessa)
candy eyes~ what other reason not to support them?


but i had thought these 2 Jokers would win. Strong,witty and humorous..
Hilarious!

Rovilson: we gotta pass that taxi.you know what tt taxi driver called you?
Taxi Driver: emm?
Rovilson: slooowww.
Taxi Driver: haha
Rovilson: and ugly.


so hilarious !

(Marc and Rovilson)


But .. too bad these 2 didnt last till the end. i have been always will be rooting for them.


(Paula and Natasha)

that Paula Taylor so oh very cute lahhhh !

and i wish i can take part in The Amazing Race.

i wish !

worst happiest dreams.

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead."?

Why do you often see people ordering double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke?


just some of the questions to ponder ...


im going back to 505,
if it's a 7 hour flight or a 45 minute drive..
in my imagination you wait lying on your side
with your arms between your thighs....

who write rhymes and dimes

kids can really say the darnest things.
actually they always say the darnest things.
and its like my redbull.

i was already tired rushing from republic poly to tuition class..
and pretty shagged up so much so i contemplated buying redbull.
but heck ill be full of energy i won't be able to sleep.
so i dragged my mardy bum into class..
and as i opened the door. those sepet eyes turned around and look at me..

kid A: why you always bring bag one..?
me: cos im from work....?
kid A: you work?
me: yeap. then? school?
kid A: dono.. mebbe soldier! cos u bring big bag. *grins*
me: no.. ive finished my soldier days.
kids: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH !!

haha. i dono why did that work them up.
and this cute little girl ask me the darnest question of the day.
very cute girl. can be said my faveret kid for this year already. hoho!
and smart too !

kid girl: teacher ! in jungle, how you clean yourself after pass motion?
me: -.-"
me: how do you clean yourself?
kid girl: with tissue !
me: then...? haha u expect me to use leaves?
kid girl: *chuckles happily and gives me this wide smile*


haiyo ! how else do you clean urself?
with tissue and also some water from your water bottle la!
who doesnt clean themselves when they pass motion?
sure gonna smell when they prone next to the rest of the guy..

but really. that talk with the class made my day.
thinking about it already made me laugh.
and now im awake and cant sleep.
cos my kids are my redbull!

joyah division

Saben uwong kalairake kanthi mardika lan darbe martabat lan hak-hak kang padha. Kabeh pinaringan akal lan kalbu sarta kaajab pasrawungan anggone memitran siji lan sijine kanthi jiwo sumadulur.


Translation

All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights. They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood

The twenty consonants.

hana caraka ,
data sawala .
padha jayanya ,
maga bathanga .
------------------------
loosely translated:
There (were/was) warriors
(They) had animosity (among each other)
(They were) equally powerful (in fight)
Both (were) dead.


..sirna ilang krĕtaning bumi..

lean back.lean right.

Ema Mamalemon. says:
i like this girl, i think she's amazingly gorgeous.
Ema Mamalemon. says:
but she has a bf. ah damn =)

this one's for you!
lol!
and for one stil can defend not lesbian.
ok bisexual? still no?
just for the sake of having the best of both worlds?
ok acceptable. lol!
so kinky.
for sure i loike!

Loquacious Iconoclast

Your IQ Is 110

Your Logical Intelligence is Exceptional Your Verbal Intelligence is Above Average Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional Your General Knowledge is Above Average

A Quick IQ Test

surely sure?

What Mohamad Zaki Means

You are confident, self assured, and capable. You are not easily intimidated.You master any and all skills easily. You don't have to work hard for what you want.You make your life out to be exactly how you want it. And you'll knock down anyone who gets in your way! You are well rounded, with a complete perspective on life.You are solid and dependable. You are loyal, and people can count on you.At times, you can be a bit too serious. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself. You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out.Success comes rather easily for you... especially in business and academia.Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You're a strong person. You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You are balanced, orderly, and organized. You like your ducks in a row.You are powerful and competent, especially in the workplace.People can see you as stubborn and headstrong. You definitely have a dominant personality. You are incredibly wise and perceptive. You have a lot of life experience.You are a natural peacemaker, and you are especially good at helping others get along.But keeping the peace in your own life is not easy. You see things very differently, and it's hard to get you to budge. You are a seeker of knowledge, and you have learned many things in your life.You are also a keeper of knowledge - meaning you don't spill secrets or spread gossip.People sometimes think you're snobby or aloof, but you're just too deep in thought to pay attention to them. You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing.You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long.You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.

What's" Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

seriously?! i thought it only means the wise, knowledgeable one.
lol!

overslept in sleeping pills

The Four Feathers.
A Knight's Tale.
10 Things I Hate About You.
The Patriot.
The Brothers Grimm.

First 5 movies of his that i watched in that order.
All shown on tv. not even one did i watch in the cinema.
how pathetic i can be cos' i did enjoy those 5 movies
and i didnt make a point to go watch it in theatre.

All the more i'm gonna get hold of these vcds...
Lords of Dogtown.
Monster's Ball.

ermm but maybe NOT Brokeback Mountain.

Heh!

And i can't wait for The Dark Knight !
Batman vs Joker.
wooooooooot!

R.I.P
Heath Ledger (1979 - 2008).

weird fishes / arpeggi

quote of the day has to be this..
"random is wat makes me different. why become the masses when can become numero uno."

on another note how cool can you be when you induce your blog posts with mathematical equations and physics notions. has to be the coolest geek posts.

and bandofoutsiders are like The Strokes or waartt!!

oh sometimes do you type so fast that in the end the words become connected cos you apparently got so excited that you forgottoenterspacesinbetween?

well apparently it gave birth to laroncei.

for example,
sentence:
can you send me the word document laroncei?

apparently it has a meaning.

laroncei \la-ron-chay\, preposition: via email.

thanks eh shikin shikin what have you gotten yourself intooooooooooooooo?

when you roll out the dough

my niece have been over excited for the fact she is gonna learn the recorder in Music class this coming year.
'cos apparently it wasn't taught at her old primary school.
now that she is being transferred to another primary school, everything has to be start fresh and anew.
new friends, new teachers..
new environment.
but she might just be here for only a year. before she move off to another country.
and the thing she is most excited about is, "yeah! no more nabilah!".
that girl has been the bug of her insanity.
like big bully. but smaller in size.

nevertheless i taught her some tunes on the recorder.
and i was playing this song to her..



The Bibibobka Ditty

When you rolling out the dough
Just make sure you roll it slow
If you make the dough too quick
Bibibobka make you sick

When you pour the feeling in
Just make sure you wear a grin
When you smile i want you back
Bibibobka turn out swell!

-Perfect Strangers-

kill her ! kill her !

Thriller. All-time classic.
But this one's a killer!
Hilarious..

ramp and page

you know when you are on a rampage
when you're like a train coming bullet-crashing by with all that energy.
well i guess that's how it is to blog so much more than in the last 2 month.



I was sound asleep a few moments ago when suddenly i had a blog idea.
you know those kind of impromptu ideas where you feel that if you don't do this quickly you might not have anything to blog at all.
like you're in a train and you excited bout this kid with big gigantic cute eyes and just have to tell everyone about it.
but when u got home to blog you just forget how to express it.
and to make it a kick in the teeth you didn't manage to get a quick snap shot on the camera of those eyes.



anyways.

yeap i was sleeping and dreaming when suddenly this sound in my head tells me to blog something.
but hey you know what, i guess this bump on my head is really working.
i mean it's like a kick start for the brain engine or something.




i guess that's what you get for sleeping early for the first time in like how many weeks?!
i tell you i usually can't sleep early this days. i'll be up all night and start to sleep at 5 in the morning. Hence i'll wake up in the afternoon.
but a large dosage of reading a book and watching that Starship Troopers 2 made me put to bed way better than when i counted sheeps.
you might be thinking what me read a book?! yeah i've started to read again.
just to make myself not be too stupid. cos i'm beginning to feel like one already. After watching Joh Nash and Howard Hughes. Damn..
and no amount of those rifle rat-a-tat-tat and what-nots could make me awake either.
that is by far the most boring movie i have ever seen.
I mean come'on.. with all those rifles, bomb and aliens attacking you.. should make u feel intested right?
and still to be able to make me fall asleep.
that is really a hit on its backside.
even the most stagnant, biographical plot of a movie did not make me fall asleep.
cos i love A Beautiful Mind. Like John Nash is so bright it made me feel all those learning in school is gone to waste. Nevermind of his schizopheranic.
and The Aviator. Howard Hughes really impresses with his love for avionics. and rekindled my love for planes.
But Starship Troopers 2?! It look so bad that it made the first one look like an Oscar winner.



Anyway, for some reason i dreamt of watching the Ellen Degeneres talk show. LIVE.
I really think it's because i did'nt watch any today.
lol!
Anyways the dream is so odd that i ended up playing games on the gameboy.
Why is it odd?

cos..













I don't have a gameboy!

ok I did not have any attention to blog at all.
'cos this brain of mine has no idea or light bulb whatsoever
to light up this blog of mine with an entry.


but suddenly at 1.55am about approx 15 minutes ago this brain of mine was given the kick start it needs.
and i saw this big light bulb on top of my head.
so now im blogging.
why?
how come?
Here goes..


This days I'm having kinda eating irregularities or disorders or whatever.
Well exactly at 12 midnight, I'll suddenly have an irrefusable(if there's such a word) urge to munch on something. eat something. or drink something.
so i go to the kitchen and find myself some snack.
now it's gets tricky cos ive two small kids in the house and trust me if you buy some goodies and leave it in the open, poof its gone the next day!
so ill try to find chocolates or bread spread with nutella or some crackers.
or my personal favourite Ruffles Cheddar and Sour Cream. Amen!

So about 15 minutes ago i went to the kitchen for the umpteenth time to wash my hands and my face after my lovely "meal" before i head back to sleep.
And since i did not wanna create a scene i didnt switch on the lights..
And when i thought i reached the sink and reached out the taps...



BAMMMM!!!!



There goes my forehead head-butting the cupboard door.
Now who open the cupboard and didn't close it!!
Well there's a cupboard above my sink for the dishes and bowls and stuff..
And now there's a BUMP on my forehead.

Anyhoots this bump on my head is making me angry.
to which reminds me of someone who isn't happy at the moment.
cos i asked what's bugging her tt she's not sleeping now and she answered "Anger".

Anyhoots Bumps and Anger is such a pain in the ass.
Or in my case... to the head!


Pfffftttt !!!

1 Syawal hasn't gone exactly the way it was supposed to be.
The way it should has always been.
The way it must always be.
They way I like it to be.
The way all of us would like it to be.
They way my family has always celebrated it since my childhood.
Since as long as i can remember really celebrating my first Raya.
Oh childhood. I yearn for you to come back.
For me to relive the glory days.
Without all these aches.
Where all we only care for is Raya, kuih, ketupat and duit Raya.
But kids these days aren't how I used to be.
Sincerity. Honesty. Love. True Pure Love.
It was natural back then.
But today it just had to be different.

Why must there always be unforeseen circumstances?
Why can't we just know that it is the wrong move?
And avoid doing it at all.
Why are we to find out only sooner later?
When sooner later milk will have become yogurt where even I, a yogurt lover, wouldn't even think of drinking it at all.

And why some people just have to volunteer to be idiots?
Is this some kind of National call up where there just has to be idiots?
Can't even tell what's right and what's wrong?
Believe in someone else's talk than to confront it yourself?
I,hereby today with the power bestowed on me, proclaim you Staff Sergeant Idiot.
Why Staff Sergeant you might ask? 'Cos your qualifications can only get you that far.
With a Certificate in Idiocracy, you might get to Master Sergeant.
But, i repeat, just might.

Anyway,
Wishing everybody,



Everybody who reads this,





Which means you reading this..yea you,





SELAMAT HARI RAYA MAAF ZAHIR BATIN
MOHON MAAF MINTA AMPUN
SEGALA SALAH SILAP
- TATA BAHASA
- TINGKAH LAKU
- dan, erm, segala yang bersama bangsa dan bersekutu dengannya

'cos I'm just Human.
And we all yearn to improve.



ya Allah,

please drag us all back into the Light

your Light

for we have all strayed

and sinned

into Darkness

do show us

when we have crossed the line

but please show your Mercy

for we are weak

broken, tattered and bones

and all i yearn for

is for your Guidance

your Grace

and your Love

for me never to wrong more

you know you miss someone when you
keep playing that same song over and over again.
right?


wrong!


it's not just that song.
it's that song.


yea you've been missed.
yea you. not you! jangan prasan.
it's you. yea you *points at you*

im sick of my pc.stupid stupid pc!! ive been disconnected from msn repeatedly and it's driving me nuts!! blardy heck. i need to put a new pc on my wishlist... but den again it mite be always be a wish. cos no money due to no work. and no work equals no money. so back to square one im being frustrated again. although i cant believe my pentium 2 is still working here today in 2007...i still blardy need a new pc !

anyways since ive ord-ed ( lor~) .. ive been sitting at home selling grapes. and it is not been profiting. nor isit getting any sales. plus the fact im turning nocturnal this fasting month. awake at night. and sleeping in the day. ok now i hear people saying ohhh kan tak bagos tido time puasa~, but i cant sleep at night. insomniac? i dono.. so usually my day starts after buka~ makan makan masjid masjid and then when i get home tv's my companion till sahur. kan bagos hidop? chet langsung tak best!

i need a job people. a sensible good paying job. but i cant find any. hmm..i need to sell myself if i dont find one.
once i've a job i guess no more late nights. back to usual timing schedule.
becos dis is blardy unhealthy !

FM Channel: amcam ada paham tak? tak paham? macam paham lar you!

for the first time in my life,i ate oysters. raw.
well i only ate one. so one oyster.
like the one in mr. bean's series.
yes the oysters he fell sick on. those kind.

i told dian that it tastes like pudding.
but it sure taste like sea water.
and lemon has never been so tasty!
one to wipe away the smell.
and second to wipe away the taste.
second serving? well ill stick to fish instead..

It's a new dawn
It's a new day
It's a new life
For me
And I'm feeling good

Stars when you shine you know how I feel
Scent of the pine you know how I feel
Oh freedom is mine
And I know how I feel

FM channal: fffreeeeddooooommmmmm like finallyy hereee alreadyy !!!!! yahuuuuu!

EH ESOK HARI APA?

ehem.. YEAHNESS!

FM Channel: can you smell it? ffffrrreee.....

under the roof of turmoil, anger and solitary,
i found happiness giving a young soul a Parker pencil..

FM channel: knock a door, run

22.D.A.N.C.E

do the D.A.N.C.E 1 2 3 4 fight!
stick to the B.E.A.T get ready to ignite
you were such a P.Y.T catching all the lights
just easy as ABC that's how we make it right!

do the DANCE do the DANCE
the way you move is a mystery
do the DANCE!!
You're always there for music and me ~

oh just do the DANCE.
disco inferno ~

saw a kandang babi. with cages. and babis. period.
lets just say retro is the way..

FM Channel: Under the spotlights Neither black nor white

it has come and it will start and it will be gone.

i think i need a new fresh warm towel.

Yey! Eric and Danielle won! woohoo!

An arctic monkey paid us a visit from the wild today. damn cute lil thing.
yes even tho its normal to see these creatures in the zoo..
but too see it right in front of you in your camp?!
tremendous!
we threw em a boiled nut.
he ate it after splitting it in half.
we threw him another.
and he turned his butt on us.
very very nice butt.
and we named him boy.
just had a feeling its a male.
so we played with it for awhile.
running after em.
before the crows started to surround and attack it.
maybe some territorial issues.
oh we caught him eating combat ration cookies.
if only he had performed a song for us.
I bet you look good on the dance floor perhaps?

FM channel: so much for tryin'

it hurts alot. like a brainstorm.

one day you feel it's all worth it..
and the next, you feel it shouldn't have been.

to self-control.
even when the whole world is against you.
'cos most of the time.
it's just you and me against the world.

hace mucho,mucho tiempo.
while i relax myself to this song.
from the hurt.
it does alot, alot of time...

FM channel: swing to this lullaby

it never boiled so hard.
and when it did.
the only one who got scald is the one who boiled it.

but they fail to ponder.
what made us change?

FM channel: argumentative. now you've got it face on.

and he said to him, "Now go get a gun and blow off my mind. And let me be reborn without all this evil."

He points the gun to his head,
Looks at him in the eye..
Time stood still.
Sweat pauses in mid air.
But he just couldn't squeeze the trigger.

"You're already dead yourself", and walks away..

final destination. vivid.

to the right,
lies a truck
to the left
lies a metal barrier
where should you go?
what should you do?
what if you can only see?
and have no power to it
when you're stuck in between
sandwiched between two strong holds
at a speed of death
just grind your teeth and pray
pray that you're safe
pray that you're protected
pray that a miracle happen
for if lady death comes upon you
it's all too late..
then it all comes down
he sped up
swerve to left once
swerve to right once
and swerve to the left twice
and we're out of it
phew.. *degup degup degup jantungku*

FM channel: the one where death showed its face

Beautiful,i just want you to know, you're my favourite girl...

This weekend ended too fast. abruptly fast.
too fast too furious to be true.
Tuition,football,movie..and poof!
I hate fast weekends.
Hate! Hate! Hate..!
and tomorrow im back to work.
i hate work.
Hate! Hate! Hate..!
And here i am watching "Adaptations"
Beautiful movie.
Beautiful story.
Beautiful Orchids.
Some looked like turtles.
Some looked like monkeys.
Some looked like bees.
Some looked like teachers.
Some looked like mid-age wives.
Some looked like executives.
And some looked like you.
Looked Beautiful.

Extracted from Adaptations.
"We're all one thing, Lieutenant. That's what I've come to realize. Like cells in a body. 'Cept we can't see the body. The way fish can't see the ocean. And so we envy each other. Hurt each other. Hate each other. How silly is that? A heart cell hating a lung cell."

how true..

which moves on to a movie i saw earlier in the afternoon..

"Fail Safe"

Superb screenplay. Superb story.
and how true.
Remaked from the movie of the same name made in '64.
And remaked in Black and White. Beautiful.
About American planes are sent to deliver a nuclear attack on Moscow, but it's a mistake due to an electrical malfunction. Can all-out war be averted?

Worth watching movie. i think everybody should watch this.
And it was by fate that i manage to watch this.
Funny how fate and destiny can lead you to surprises.

How Mankind depend on machines so much. How they thought machines are perfect.
Well if Man isnt perfect..how can things they build be perfect?
And you might never know when machines decide to have a technical break.
And leading consequences. Action and Reaction.

Altogether the weekends been good.
I'm positive.
and only fools are positive.
But how am i sure?
cos im positive.

FM channel: Hear the sound of explosions from the north east. The sky is very bright. All lit up. [and the phone melts and high pitched whining sound was heard]

you make the choice, don't let the choice make you..

and here i am typing this utterly bloody nonsense and tommyrot..
whilst squatting on my chair. yes.

FM channel: cray zei

if you made a mistake that someone else had to pay for it..
will you wait for a second chance or let the second chance wait for you?

decision action reaction..

FM channel: ponder pondi cherri

enjet enjet semot has never been given this much fresh breath of air

>> Enjet Enjet Semot <<

in another language..
INI VIDEO MESTI TENGOK PUNYERRRR!!!!

FM channel: pinch pinch ants, who in pain go up..

I want it now
Give me your heart and your soul
And I'm breaking out
Last chance to lose control

And how can we win
When fools can be kings
Don't waste your time
Or time will waste you

No one's gonna take me alive
The time has come to make things right
You and I must fight for our rights
You and I must fight to survive

I just want to hold you in my arms
My life
You electrify my life

FM channel: Extinction of Rubylions in 200 years

How many special people change?
How many lives are living strange?
Where were you while we were getting high?
Wake up the dawn and ask her why
I dream a dream she never dies
Wipe that tear away now from your eye

Why Why Why Why?

FM channel: All your dreams are made, When you're chained to the mirror and the razor blade.Today's the day that all the world will see

if only i didn't do what i did..
i could have been there.
if only i did what i didn't do..
i was just too little too late

Al Fateha to my yut, my great grandmother.. (1920-2006)

Cos all of the stars
Are fading away
Just try not to worry
You'll see them some day
Take what you need
And be on your way
And stop crying your heart out

FM Channel: Hold up Hold on Don't be scared You'll never change what's been and gone

from a friend's blog. thought ill just share it with others.
i think this piece is really whacked! haha
enjoy..


FM Channel: commercial break...

now i think ill dedicate this entry to my two best buddies i have. hoho if you think im getting emotional and start to cry and praise them,you thought wrong. we're guys. so let's just make do with the kutok-ing.
so before i start..
Selamat Hari Raya Maaf Zahir Batin!

for the bike-riding to Esplanade, supper at Zam Zam's, soccer matches which we seem to always lose everytime i play(dammit am i a jinx or what?!), endless bollywood movies and clips yusoff tries to instill in us, shopping spree which ends up with nobody buying anything at all, the girls we used to admire and thought dammit we'll never get them, from the very much kental ,esp the mIRC days, to a (as YuS like to put it..) slightly cooler days right now...
THANKS A JAGAZILLIONAIRE dudes!


from the kental days.
from left: YuS ThE MaN(hoho!), semOtRed(HOHO!) and semOtOren(even louder hoho!)
notice YuS ThE MaN's fashion paux man. with that cap terbalik,sweater in what tropic country?, plus all d accesories.. No wonder he's the MAN!!!!



now slightly cooler days.
ok we're still kental. so what?!
geek chic is THE in thing at the moment. LOL!

\/ Peace to Dil Chata Hai!

FM channel: dil chata hai from the eyes of a little child

no thanks to a bug(buzzz) ive gotten the flu. had 2 days MC no less thanks to it. but it's a nice thing in a way i got to watch mtv all day long. hoho! oh well i've got a stinking parade rehearsal tomorrow no less.

but the weekend has been fun. yeah.

first up was friday night D&D at Bukit Batok Civil Service Club!
let's bring sexy back yeah!

with the She-Devils,Noris the Diva and Maia Lee in the house bebeh. lots of dancing,lots of ehem grinding? lots of photos. dont think ill post em up. too explicit. LOL!
but stinking tangan tak cebok,i didnt manage to get that Sony PSP lucky draw i was eyeing. dang..

Saturday was raya with the best buddies and their repective partners minus Awal and me. so me and Awal were a couple for the day. hoho!


and Sunday was with my Nadi Kesenianeans minus my 2 lovers who apparently had to ditch me!!! yes you Kin and you Zah!



no less i got to meet them d other weekend at Zah's open house..


so yeah it has been a wild weekend. non stop outing for me. thus the flu bug. thanks to the gallons of oren,tonnes of food and the travelling. but peace we'll still carry on..we'll carry on...

FM channel: sex,booze and rock and roll? nahh more of sexy,oren and loads of cheekis!

i asked a good bud of mine about why am i having such heart luck.
he replied "maybe God just want to save you."
haha maybe quite true enough. oh well...



the family, kids plus bibik.
danish just cant keep still hence d blurred face.


still cant keep still..


perfect!

FM channel: hai duit raya lupa nak diberi~

Ooh tomorrow's the Day!
Selamat Hari Raya Eid Fitri to all. Apologies for all d wrongs,sins,crimes,annoyance,irritation etc. I've ever caused to every single soul that knows me,knows you and the don't knows yous and mes.

Time can pass very fast when you just start to savour the moment.
I thought the first day of fasting was just yesterday.
Ok no it was a month ago. I remember persevering not to break fast when all the rest around me did. Especially after a run around the camp. Followed by a gym session. Followed by soccer. Followed by the endless repairing of junk trucks. Followed by a 3km walk out of camp. Followed by a 15 minutes walk from interchange to home. Followed by the endless speech on the radio. And then comes the Azan.

But time can be very slow when you're bored.
Was thinking..
I remember that never-ending in-flight information screen that tells passengers how far they've come, and how many miles remain. It's so sloooooowwwwwwwwwwww. Stare at it intently enough and time goes backwards. And do we really need to know that the outside temperature is -59 degrees Fahrenheit? Does this information comfort us with the knowledge that should we crash and somehow survive, death by exposure willbe swift and merciful? Also, Celcius conversion seems unnecessary,as around -59, electrons probably crawl to a stop, like Ping-Pong balls on a basement floor. Ok, i know it's 222.6 degrees Kelvin,-50.56 degrees Celcius.

FM channel: Eid Mubarak.

someone just taught me good stuff..

preun bok wa khun pen khon ngaai ngaai... jing reu plao tirak?
hohoho.

today better be a good day.
no it better be a glorious gorgeous day.
let's pray.
altogether now...

FM channel: if hope is a myth, then what's magic?

Disini kau dan aku
Terbiasa bersama
Menjalani kasih sayang
Bahagia ku denganmu

Pernahkah kau menguntai
Hari paling indah
Ku ukir nama kita berdua
Disini surga kita

Bila kita mencintai yang lain
Mungkin kah hati ini akan tegar
Sebisa mungkin tak akan pernah
Sayang ku akan hilang

If u love somebody
Could we be this strong
I will fight to win
Our love will conquer all
Wouldn’t reach my love
Even just one night
Our love will stay in my heart
My heart

All the world's a stage and the men and women are merely players
Then whom does mine belong to?

FM Channel: My Heart

Oh baby dont you know I suffer?
Oh baby can you hear me moan?
You caught me under false pretenses
How long before you let me go?
I thought I was a fool for no-one
Oh baby I'm a fool for you
You're the queen of the superficial
And how long before you tell the truth

You set my soul alight
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive

Cos' MSN Messenger is being a supermassive arsehole..
wargh!

heard Muse coming..true?or not?

FM channel: The Unintended Supermassive Blackhole

dont be afraid, maybe its our fate
just wait and see im gonna shout about it
its just you and me against the world
don't waste the time for tomorrow

hey digital
you're nothing but a bitch on strings
you'll be back milking cows before you cash the cheque
I'll just wait around till you fade away like the rest
like the best of the best

do you understand my monologue?
These are the words of the unsophisticated money machines

FM channel: so let's put them aside..let the worries behind us

i realised ive not updated for near 2 mths.aint tt cool or wart!
being missing is kinda cool. n getting emersed in work.tuition.work.ndp.work.work.work.tuition.ndp.

talking bout ndp..
lotsa goofing around. lotsa perspiring around. not forgetting eye candies.
part touching time President acknowledged our salute.

and then d celebration! and the off days i accumulated!

and celebration reminds me of Teacher's Day.
Happy Teacher's Day to all Teachers. -.-"
not tt im one. but teaching in a tuition centre makes me one. i guess..


some of the things kids do..

damn dis entry is boring.. oh well ill try someting else next time...

FM channel: Teacher Teaches Teachings

i hate humidity.
humidity feels like hundreds of strangers touching you.

FM channel: it's getting hott in herre.

im getting tired at this.
too tired.
jaded.
i think im succumbed to this fate.
why. why.
you're teasing me.

oh and i got myself a novel.
jPod by Douglas Coupland.
no idea why i got myself a book.
Mom's cool with the idea.
she thinks im getting in touch with my intellectual roots.

Promiscuous girl
Wherever you are
I’m all alone
And it's you that I want

Roses are red
Some diamonds are blue
Chivalry is dead
But you're still kinda cute

FM channel: Promiscous. I be the first to admit it, I’m curious about you, you seem so innocent

and i would wish
upon a star
but that star
it doesn't shine..
so read my book
with a boring ending
a short story
of a sorry life..

and when i wake you
i'll be the first thing you see
and your eyes shall never set free
from me

FM channel: unpredictable complexity