Wednesday, December 31, 2008

ramones by mraz

come on sistic.. out with it !

HEY! HO! LET'S GO!

The Blitzkrieg Bop~!

Monday, December 29, 2008

obat batok babylon

saving grace from a whole day of sweat is Bushmen.
thank you for the awesomness.
really. even if majority didnt stand up and dance to you.
me included.
but we reggaed along. really sey.

and i still have yet to hear Babylon Town live ! argh !

anyways suddenly i wanted to find some advert..
not any advert. this advert.



Kisah seorang anak yang duka nestapa kerana ibunya batuk... uhuk uhuk uhuk.. uhuk uhuk uhuk.. kasihan sungguh dia pun pergi mendapatkan ubat~

and how it has been remade. runaway style.



kisah anak diberi obat cabot lari?!

ok..

uhuk uhuk.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

antara anyir dan jakarta

of the long winding roads up the mountains and the bumpy rides.
its a pretty nice trip.
the last time to puncak & bandung was back when i was 1 yr old..
pretty much nothing i can remember.

so to make memories last, here goes the pics.

Jakarta dgn cinta...

Jakarta at night from the top. and Jakarta from the van.
Jakarta motorists definitely tak takot mati. weaving in and out like nobody's business.
and funny thing when coming out of a lane, check right for incoming traffic.
but upon seeing an incoming car, they just went out. tsk!
and then Taman Mini Indonesia. Housings of different types of cultures in Indonesia..

seriusly ni dayung sampan. dayung dayung sampan. dayung mendayung sampan sampai..
Ke Singapura~
And then to Puncak.

Puncak's Taman Safari.


The cottage we stayed in Puncak...

And to Bandung..
where there's no such thing as air bandung and mee bandung.
Tangkuban Parahu..
active volcano still.

seriusly this sums up Bandung. small roads. lots of vehicles. massive jam. but nice weather.

and this is by far the fweging hottest water i ever soaked in.
the damn scalding feeling unsually feels good. like therepeutic.
Dunia Fantasi
and the mirror maze.
got lost abit. becos of the damn mirror door which blocked the entrance.
i wanna do Java Overland next lah !
to Mount Bromo and Boro Budur.
becos i've been there when i was 1 yr old.
and i can only remember nuts!

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

inner demon

running in the middle of the night beats the demon yeah'
i'll run again tomoro morning perhaps
to kill the satan next



are we human? or are we dancer?

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

dapur nye strait.

imagine this. mango pudding.
imagine its sweet soft milky mango texture.
imagine scooping it up. along with small dices of mango.
imagine putting it into your mouth and let it slide through.
imagine letting it wiggle around your tongue and teeth.
imagine the sweet milky taste of mango.
imagine sliding it down your throat.
then imagine taking in 5 small glasses of them after that.







now stop imagining and start realising..



uhuh! that small sweet glass.
i wanna come back for more!

anyways during dinner, a family of chinese peranakan malay speaking family sat at a table beside us.
and they have this young little girl. prolly 4-5 yr old.

and my nephew, being the romeo that he is, started to walk around, stealing glances from her.. started getting nearer...

and me being the uncle that i am.. apa lagi...

hoi danish ~
nak makan ke nak jual minyak~
minyak apa?~
minyak urat~

and lil danish tersengeh2 , tertutup2 muka dgn tangan.
malu konon. huuur..

ahh the boriaraya geek squad 4th best.
so many names eh kita?
in all circumstances, we've all got each other's backs.
even if we all sepak each other.
it's all tough love.

Monday, October 13, 2008

the re-oral



Mister Gandhi was mad at me the first time. Too much errs and errms he said.
But he's confident I'm can pass this time round.
And i hope i will. Seriously hope pls hope.
Other than not saying out your name and index number for the second part of it, everything was smooth.
Com'on i was too damn excited to say what's in mind that i forgot my own name.
What's weirder?
Staring into space or ignoring conversations?

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Monday, October 06, 2008

Eid MuBarack Obama.

Kepada semua orang yang terbloghopped, terbaca, sedang membaca, tanak baca, refuse to baca, benci membaca, tak pandai baca, bodoh membaca dan sewaktu dengannye...

Saya ucap Selamat Hari Raya Eid Fitri.
Minta Maaf Zahir Batin
kalau kalau terkasar bahsa,
tersinggung perasaan,
tergurau melebeh...
manatau kalau blog ni terlalu membosankan untuk di baca.
tapi suka hati la kalau bosan ke tidak..


hurhur maaf gurau.
bosan jugak?
sheesh..
kalau suka gosip sgt pergi baca sini lah!


anyways,
tak sangka ehk tak suka pakai push up bra dan suka jadi geek tu boleh jugak jadi Spiderman..


Your results:
You are Spider-Man





















Spider-Man
70%
Robin
55%
The Flash
55%
Superman
45%
Supergirl
20%
Hulk
20%
Batman
15%
Green Lantern
15%
Catwoman
15%
Iron Man
15%
Wonder Woman
0%
You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.


Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

Monday, September 29, 2008

Viva Alonso.


Winning the Grand Prix after starting out from 15th grid will show that anything is possible.
No matter if you'd feel it's like chasing a lost cause.

Alonso after the qualifying laps on Sat..
"The race is lost. You can't overtake here and I'm starting from 15th, so I will be going out just to lap the track, it's over already."

AND Alonso after the Race win..
"Fantastic. The first podium of the season and the first victory. I can't believe it right now, I need a couple of days to realise we could win a race this year..."


Climbing up 14 places to win the race has to be the most thrilling, fairy-tale-like-ending event ever to happen to a person.


Anyways....
Voici la vidéo du petit bonhomme en mousse!

Friday, September 19, 2008

Carlos the Dwarf.


james franco. hands down. coolest.
atleast on this show.
playing dungeons and dragons.
as Carlos the Dwarf of course.

now that I've finished watching all 18 episodes of Freaks & Geeks,
i can now sleep.
at night.

zzzzzzzzz.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

F&G

so i spent the whole morning watching Freaks & Geeks on youtube.
whole morning as in 12am to 8am. yeah. no sleep.

Freaky or Geeky?
but hey ! tt show has James Franco on it!
has to be the coolest.

tonight.. zach vs takeshi. go go go !

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Epistaxis

From wiki,
Epistaxis (or a nosebleed in
plain English) is the relatively common occurrence of hemorrhage from the nose, usually noticed when the blood drains out through the nostrils.

I always wonder how does it feel when Scholes got a sharp blow to the face and his nose starts bleeding..

Back then in sec sch i remember a couple of times when some of my class mates got nose bleeds and they got the attention of the girls who acted like nurses.
I thought that was cool.
Nose bleed and girls' attention. Double feeling whammy.

The baddest injury on myself was two swollen knee and all i got was Yusoff shouting "Eh bangun ah!" and to carry on with the football game.
And we were losing that game. No point.
WTH, nice knowing you cared Yusoff.
But I've since told him how painful those knees were.

Actually I always wonder how do people feel when their nose bleeds.

I always wondered because I've never had an epistaxis.
Does it hurt as much as it looks?
Does it automatically stops bleeding when you just lay back and let your head in the neutral position and apply pressure?

Well I know now.
And the feeling is definitely @#$*%@ !!!!

5 feet away and the ball just slams on your face. BAM!

Definitely bleeding LUCKY..
to have been where i have been.

Friday, September 05, 2008

choke me.

And so i got choke-ed.

Literally.

choked on your lullaby

after a neverending endless reading of a single jPod book,
i think i need a new one.

Chuck Palahniuk please.

now.. it's either lullaby.
or choke.

Sticks and stones will break your bones, but now words can kill, too.

Thursday, September 04, 2008

did stupidity or curiosity kill the cat?

ya know when you're too excited.. or when you're too nervous about something..
and your body just seem to lose control and you start to trip on things.
or an easy movement yet having the difficulty to execute it..

noone comes out much worser than this guy...

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

darnest kids

kids do the darnest things.

like spoofing The Dark Knight's trailer..


Franz Ferdinand - Lucid Dreams

preview of a Franz Ferdinand's track.

Saturday, August 09, 2008

glowing in the dark

you know you can depend on the japanese for some cranky shows.

and i seriously salute this guy's strength and endurance to got through the entire course.
and even winning it too.

Makoto Nagano competing in the Ninja Warrior.
Sasuke!



and since i couldn't follow Chris Walla into the dark.
i will just like to Glow in it then.
Sept 19 woot !

Where are you Yeezy?
And I heard 'em say, nothin ever promised tomorrow today.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

WHY SO SERIOUS?!

this spoof sumpah hilarious.
bloodyhell. laughing out loud lah.



but Dark Knight is oh so epic.
i can now go to in camp training in peace.
heck, i might even watch it again before i go there.
and now i can't wait for the DVD.
i'll buy the original.

why?

because of this man.

THE JOKER.
my new idol.
my first villain idol.
R.I.P Heath Ledger.
toast to an epic performance.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

My Drive Thru

Ok it's here..

My Drive Thru.







Converse 100th Anniversary.



Once ICT is over, i'll have my own drive thru. =).

Sunday, June 29, 2008

goober trooper

A clip that has been viewed 90,383,752 times to date and still counting.
by far one of the most viewed in youtube.

Evolution of Dance. and this guy came out in Weezer - Pork and Beans too.




Speaking of which I found this guy who beat me into doing this amazing video.
Not that i would. But it was in my mind though...
I would have loved to do this.
Way too much time and money lah.

Where the hell is Matt?!




And what do you get digging goober in the train?

couple of tua bangkas saying ewww out loud.

Monday, June 23, 2008

23 on the 23rd

another one year gone,
one year older
one year wiser?

and what did i do today?
celebrate it by teaching kids.
how wonderful.
mmg suruh jadi cikgu ke?

but after watching some suria advert,
came across one. triggered those times when I used to just sit infront of the tv, eating Ding Dongs, big gold coin chocolates and mamee.

well at the moment still sitting infront of the tv.
some things haven't change eii..

but this sunday there's Keluarga 99.
ol skool per!



SABAI SABAI ~!!

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Skate Strokes



Julian Casablancas, Santogold and Pharrell Williams.
"My Drive Thru"

Recorded for Converse 100th Anniversary.

Current repeat mode on my iPod.


There's Skateboy P. and there's Mr Casablancas.
What more can i ask for?

Listen:


Anyway, Jason Mraz masturbates alot while his on tour.
Read through Mrazes!

Saturday, May 31, 2008

so you think i can?


After seeing this..

All the more kept me think.

23 more days to pop, lock and boogie?

Hmm......

Monday, May 26, 2008

Tropic Thunder


Robert Downey Jr as a black soldier/actor in Tropic Thunder.
Yes he change his colour for this movie.
Still looking ever so faaiiinnneee.

With Jack Black and Ben Stiller.
What more to ask.

damn this guy resurrected from the dead or what?!
First Ironman, then That Rejected Pips with Gladys Knight.



Next to Dark Knight. This is my movie to look for. hohoho.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

sungka songke


Saw this on KanyeUniverseCity. I think it's DOPE!
Pixelated Mixelated Flixelated Dope.

Wanna install photoshop lah like this.


Oh tentang malam semalam,


Setelah mosi dan lisa,
Rindu Satu dah lepas ni.
Now for Rindu Dua.
Lepas tu Rindu Tiga.

Ada ke Dua dan Tiga? Macam paham je..

oh kin, takle rindu windu mindu cindu ke?
Sepatutnya rasa terharu. -.-"

cis!

Friday, May 23, 2008

Hyakuretsukyaku!



Kristin Kreuk as Chun-Li in the upcoming Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li.

Getting down and dirty yet looking so hot. daaaannnnggggg!

Thursday, May 22, 2008

The Rejected Pips

The Rejected Pips.

Mr Ironman looking so fine and cool.

That's how to boogie like Robert Downey Jr.

I'll get this into my iPod rightaway.

RAJA EUROPE, SULTAN ENGLAND


wooot !
1968
1999
2008
Juara Europah tiga kali!
macam kata Fergie,
Football. Bloody Hell!

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

siapa anak singkong angkat tangan

kalo uda anak jawa, dangdut tetap di hati? bukan?

OAG - Slumber.
done.

PeterPan - Bintang Di Surga.
done.

Lupe Fiasco - Superstar.
sikit done.

and then 4 complete songs of dangdut.
lama tak nampak si Doyok tu.
5 dopes dancing away too.

not to forget. ahhhhHHHHHHH YOUUUUUUU!!!!

poyo. not fuyo. poyo.

tapi gerek.



aku rindu makan sebegini.

next mth i'll be walking the ghetto streets alone.
eating subway with that.
beat that.

Monday, May 12, 2008

campeón!

campeón! campeón!

ole ole ole!




what? same points decided by play offs what?


Manchester United - 87 points

Chelsea - 85 points


nvm next yr then maybe. thanks for the challenge.


up next. MOSCOW !




Glory Glory Man United

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

i wanna be like CHUCK

Monday Nights.


2 BIG reasons to rush home after tuition.


PRISON BREAK 3.


and CHUCK.



ooh CHUCK.
what a mirror image.

being geeky and nerdy can be freaky.
Thundercats GO!

Friday, May 02, 2008

DEVIL MERAH

Finals bebeh!! Woooo


Redhead: Oh Dang! 9 more years!

yeah Scholesey! after 9 years! let's win it!
if not for us, for yourself !
and give the Blues a beating domestically and in Europe!

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

KERJA SEMENTARA

this is so so true...





ahhh! life as a temp.
let's embrace it all.
woof woof !

Saturday, April 26, 2008

poop!

so many shit.
like the one pops stepped on.

wasn't that ball to hand?
why the heck only 1 bloody camera showing that angle.
and can't even see if it is hand ball.
fook.
let's finish the hammers and latics off.
and show who's the best.

and pls fergie.
giggs is old.
nani's not ready.

sheitte!

Friday, April 25, 2008

slumber ya ya in slumberland

i posted this waaaaayyyy back in 2006.


---> this! <---


twas for a certain someone who might never read my blog,
ever .
even though that certain someone knows of its existence.


but becos of tonight,
becos of Radhi,
and P.Ramlee,
i 'll post it again.
not for anyone.
but for me to reminisce back and look ahead.


OAG - permysuri


Imajin aku TVmu
Transmisionku terbit untukmu
Dramaku produk khas siaranmu
Trans-sonet gelora Satelit Cinta

Imajin aku radiomu
Intermisionku orbit untukmu
Iramaku rekord khas hiburanmu
Inter-planet kejora Ke marikh asth-mara

per-MY-suri rumahku
per-MY-suri radarku
per-MY-suri syurgaku
Yang teristimewa

Imajin aku VJmu
Transvisiku terbitan untukmu
Karaktorku ilham khas pedomanmu
Trans-fonik gelora satelit cinta

Imajin aku DJ mu
Intervisionku orbit untukmu
Metaforku iltizam khas buatmu
Inter-sonik kejora Ke-marikh asth-mara

Produksimasifantasikurealiti
Buat yang teristimewa...



Why slumberland?
becos when all hell breaks loose,
and im outta my mind,
i'll sneak into the comfort of my bed.

an ordinary average guy.
slumbering.

Saturday, April 19, 2008

KOD-KOD BERIKUT : MEJA BATU

You know how it feels, to have all your plans interrupted?
When you have set your timing in your schedule..
And suddenly that bugging phone rings.
And the number is VERY unfamiliar..







"You have been mobilised"







BAIK! now I can't go to the bbq pit.

Anyways.. I need some Spice Up Your Life.

Hi Ci Ya, HOLD TIGHT!

Saturday, April 12, 2008

MALAM SEMALAM DI ROYAL SCOTTNESS

Carousel Carousel tu..
nama merry-go-round?
ke nama kuching Cheshire?

Photobucket

tapi makan sampai kenyang tidor pon lena.

Photobucket

tak percaya tanya dia.
terlalu "wasted" sampai tak sabar beli tv BESAR nak main time crisis.

betol tak birthday girl?

nak dgr story?
story psl jeles? lol.

lain kali!

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Bayang Puppet Terakhir

This video is dope ! and so is the song !
give me anything by arctic monkeys or alex turner anytime !
now please come to Singapore will you!!

though it reminds me of Knights of Cydonia..
but heck! alex turner!



The Last Shadow Puppets “The Age of The Understatement”

Excited
To sneak up away from your stomach
Now try your pulse
And captured
What seemed all unknowing
And candid
But they suspected a false

Shes playful
The boring would
Warn you be careful
Of her brigade
In order to tame this relentless morauder
Move away from the parade

She was
Walking on the tables in the glass house
Endearingly bedraggled in the wind
Subtle in an effort of seduction
The sweaty little tragedies begin
And she would throw a feather bowa in the road
She thought that it would set the scene
Officialy the dint in your companians (?)
Enlightened them to make you see
And there’s affection to rent the age of the understatement
Before the attraction formends
Kiss me properly and pull me apart
Affection to rent the age of the understatement
Before this attraction formends
Kiss me properly and pull me apart

And my fingers scratch at my hair
Before my mind can get to reckless
The idea of seeing you here
Is enough to make the sweat grow cold

Thursday, February 21, 2008

reyes.



im a sucker for Melissa Reyes.
Here's her in Corbin Bleu's Deal With It.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

tales from the what?

I was missing a particular show today.
A show i loved watching 10 plus years ago.

Tales from the Crypt!



Loved that Crypt Keeper. i remembered i always slept late just to watch this particular show.
And i remembered i even begged to sleep late to watch this show.
And that Crypt Keeper's shrills. His popping out of his coffin.
Even though it spooked me. Funny. yet spooooooooky.
Scaaaaaaarryyyyy...


Here's the Crypt Keeper and the Grim Reaper from Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey.
Playing Scissors, Paper and Stone. -.-"





Oh did anyone know I have "Weird Science" DVD?

Classic !

Crypt Keeper: Remember, kiddies: hee hee hee
Nyaheahehaheahhae !!!!

Sunday, February 17, 2008

chasing rainbows

although this is overdue..Cnngrats to the Singapore team Collin and Adrian for winning The Amazing Race Asia.
even though i wasn't rooting for them the whole time.
nevertheless congrats !


(Collin and Adrian)


For the final leg i was hoping these Chong sisters would win. haha. rooting for girl team. as usual. although they came in second.

(Pamela and Vanessa)
candy eyes~ what other reason not to support them?


but i had thought these 2 Jokers would win. Strong,witty and humorous..
Hilarious!

Rovilson: we gotta pass that taxi.you know what tt taxi driver called you?
Taxi Driver: emm?
Rovilson: slooowww.
Taxi Driver: haha
Rovilson: and ugly.


so hilarious !

(Marc and Rovilson)


But .. too bad these 2 didnt last till the end. i have been always will be rooting for them.


(Paula and Natasha)

that Paula Taylor so oh very cute lahhhh !

and i wish i can take part in The Amazing Race.

i wish !