worst happiest dreams.

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead."?

Why do you often see people ordering double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke?


just some of the questions to ponder ...


im going back to 505,
if it's a 7 hour flight or a 45 minute drive..
in my imagination you wait lying on your side
with your arms between your thighs....

who write rhymes and dimes

kids can really say the darnest things.
actually they always say the darnest things.
and its like my redbull.

i was already tired rushing from republic poly to tuition class..
and pretty shagged up so much so i contemplated buying redbull.
but heck ill be full of energy i won't be able to sleep.
so i dragged my mardy bum into class..
and as i opened the door. those sepet eyes turned around and look at me..

kid A: why you always bring bag one..?
me: cos im from work....?
kid A: you work?
me: yeap. then? school?
kid A: dono.. mebbe soldier! cos u bring big bag. *grins*
me: no.. ive finished my soldier days.
kids: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH !!

haha. i dono why did that work them up.
and this cute little girl ask me the darnest question of the day.
very cute girl. can be said my faveret kid for this year already. hoho!
and smart too !

kid girl: teacher ! in jungle, how you clean yourself after pass motion?
me: -.-"
me: how do you clean yourself?
kid girl: with tissue !
me: then...? haha u expect me to use leaves?
kid girl: *chuckles happily and gives me this wide smile*


haiyo ! how else do you clean urself?
with tissue and also some water from your water bottle la!
who doesnt clean themselves when they pass motion?
sure gonna smell when they prone next to the rest of the guy..

but really. that talk with the class made my day.
thinking about it already made me laugh.
and now im awake and cant sleep.
cos my kids are my redbull!

joyah division

Saben uwong kalairake kanthi mardika lan darbe martabat lan hak-hak kang padha. Kabeh pinaringan akal lan kalbu sarta kaajab pasrawungan anggone memitran siji lan sijine kanthi jiwo sumadulur.


Translation

All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights. They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood

The twenty consonants.

hana caraka ,
data sawala .
padha jayanya ,
maga bathanga .
------------------------
loosely translated:
There (were/was) warriors
(They) had animosity (among each other)
(They were) equally powerful (in fight)
Both (were) dead.


..sirna ilang krĕtaning bumi..

lean back.lean right.

Ema Mamalemon. says:
i like this girl, i think she's amazingly gorgeous.
Ema Mamalemon. says:
but she has a bf. ah damn =)

this one's for you!
lol!
and for one stil can defend not lesbian.
ok bisexual? still no?
just for the sake of having the best of both worlds?
ok acceptable. lol!
so kinky.
for sure i loike!

Loquacious Iconoclast

Your IQ Is 110

Your Logical Intelligence is Exceptional Your Verbal Intelligence is Above Average Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional Your General Knowledge is Above Average

A Quick IQ Test

surely sure?

What Mohamad Zaki Means

You are confident, self assured, and capable. You are not easily intimidated.You master any and all skills easily. You don't have to work hard for what you want.You make your life out to be exactly how you want it. And you'll knock down anyone who gets in your way! You are well rounded, with a complete perspective on life.You are solid and dependable. You are loyal, and people can count on you.At times, you can be a bit too serious. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself. You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out.Success comes rather easily for you... especially in business and academia.Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You're a strong person. You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You are balanced, orderly, and organized. You like your ducks in a row.You are powerful and competent, especially in the workplace.People can see you as stubborn and headstrong. You definitely have a dominant personality. You are incredibly wise and perceptive. You have a lot of life experience.You are a natural peacemaker, and you are especially good at helping others get along.But keeping the peace in your own life is not easy. You see things very differently, and it's hard to get you to budge. You are a seeker of knowledge, and you have learned many things in your life.You are also a keeper of knowledge - meaning you don't spill secrets or spread gossip.People sometimes think you're snobby or aloof, but you're just too deep in thought to pay attention to them. You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing.You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long.You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.

What's" Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

seriously?! i thought it only means the wise, knowledgeable one.
lol!

overslept in sleeping pills

The Four Feathers.
A Knight's Tale.
10 Things I Hate About You.
The Patriot.
The Brothers Grimm.

First 5 movies of his that i watched in that order.
All shown on tv. not even one did i watch in the cinema.
how pathetic i can be cos' i did enjoy those 5 movies
and i didnt make a point to go watch it in theatre.

All the more i'm gonna get hold of these vcds...
Lords of Dogtown.
Monster's Ball.

ermm but maybe NOT Brokeback Mountain.

Heh!

And i can't wait for The Dark Knight !
Batman vs Joker.
wooooooooot!

R.I.P
Heath Ledger (1979 - 2008).

weird fishes / arpeggi

quote of the day has to be this..
"random is wat makes me different. why become the masses when can become numero uno."

on another note how cool can you be when you induce your blog posts with mathematical equations and physics notions. has to be the coolest geek posts.

and bandofoutsiders are like The Strokes or waartt!!

oh sometimes do you type so fast that in the end the words become connected cos you apparently got so excited that you forgottoenterspacesinbetween?

well apparently it gave birth to laroncei.

for example,
sentence:
can you send me the word document laroncei?

apparently it has a meaning.

laroncei \la-ron-chay\, preposition: via email.

thanks eh shikin shikin what have you gotten yourself intooooooooooooooo?

when you roll out the dough

my niece have been over excited for the fact she is gonna learn the recorder in Music class this coming year.
'cos apparently it wasn't taught at her old primary school.
now that she is being transferred to another primary school, everything has to be start fresh and anew.
new friends, new teachers..
new environment.
but she might just be here for only a year. before she move off to another country.
and the thing she is most excited about is, "yeah! no more nabilah!".
that girl has been the bug of her insanity.
like big bully. but smaller in size.

nevertheless i taught her some tunes on the recorder.
and i was playing this song to her..



The Bibibobka Ditty

When you rolling out the dough
Just make sure you roll it slow
If you make the dough too quick
Bibibobka make you sick

When you pour the feeling in
Just make sure you wear a grin
When you smile i want you back
Bibibobka turn out swell!

-Perfect Strangers-

kill her ! kill her !

Thriller. All-time classic.
But this one's a killer!
Hilarious..

ramp and page

you know when you are on a rampage
when you're like a train coming bullet-crashing by with all that energy.
well i guess that's how it is to blog so much more than in the last 2 month.



I was sound asleep a few moments ago when suddenly i had a blog idea.
you know those kind of impromptu ideas where you feel that if you don't do this quickly you might not have anything to blog at all.
like you're in a train and you excited bout this kid with big gigantic cute eyes and just have to tell everyone about it.
but when u got home to blog you just forget how to express it.
and to make it a kick in the teeth you didn't manage to get a quick snap shot on the camera of those eyes.



anyways.

yeap i was sleeping and dreaming when suddenly this sound in my head tells me to blog something.
but hey you know what, i guess this bump on my head is really working.
i mean it's like a kick start for the brain engine or something.




i guess that's what you get for sleeping early for the first time in like how many weeks?!
i tell you i usually can't sleep early this days. i'll be up all night and start to sleep at 5 in the morning. Hence i'll wake up in the afternoon.
but a large dosage of reading a book and watching that Starship Troopers 2 made me put to bed way better than when i counted sheeps.
you might be thinking what me read a book?! yeah i've started to read again.
just to make myself not be too stupid. cos i'm beginning to feel like one already. After watching Joh Nash and Howard Hughes. Damn..
and no amount of those rifle rat-a-tat-tat and what-nots could make me awake either.
that is by far the most boring movie i have ever seen.
I mean come'on.. with all those rifles, bomb and aliens attacking you.. should make u feel intested right?
and still to be able to make me fall asleep.
that is really a hit on its backside.
even the most stagnant, biographical plot of a movie did not make me fall asleep.
cos i love A Beautiful Mind. Like John Nash is so bright it made me feel all those learning in school is gone to waste. Nevermind of his schizopheranic.
and The Aviator. Howard Hughes really impresses with his love for avionics. and rekindled my love for planes.
But Starship Troopers 2?! It look so bad that it made the first one look like an Oscar winner.



Anyway, for some reason i dreamt of watching the Ellen Degeneres talk show. LIVE.
I really think it's because i did'nt watch any today.
lol!
Anyways the dream is so odd that i ended up playing games on the gameboy.
Why is it odd?

cos..













I don't have a gameboy!

ok I did not have any attention to blog at all.
'cos this brain of mine has no idea or light bulb whatsoever
to light up this blog of mine with an entry.


but suddenly at 1.55am about approx 15 minutes ago this brain of mine was given the kick start it needs.
and i saw this big light bulb on top of my head.
so now im blogging.
why?
how come?
Here goes..


This days I'm having kinda eating irregularities or disorders or whatever.
Well exactly at 12 midnight, I'll suddenly have an irrefusable(if there's such a word) urge to munch on something. eat something. or drink something.
so i go to the kitchen and find myself some snack.
now it's gets tricky cos ive two small kids in the house and trust me if you buy some goodies and leave it in the open, poof its gone the next day!
so ill try to find chocolates or bread spread with nutella or some crackers.
or my personal favourite Ruffles Cheddar and Sour Cream. Amen!

So about 15 minutes ago i went to the kitchen for the umpteenth time to wash my hands and my face after my lovely "meal" before i head back to sleep.
And since i did not wanna create a scene i didnt switch on the lights..
And when i thought i reached the sink and reached out the taps...



BAMMMM!!!!



There goes my forehead head-butting the cupboard door.
Now who open the cupboard and didn't close it!!
Well there's a cupboard above my sink for the dishes and bowls and stuff..
And now there's a BUMP on my forehead.

Anyhoots this bump on my head is making me angry.
to which reminds me of someone who isn't happy at the moment.
cos i asked what's bugging her tt she's not sleeping now and she answered "Anger".

Anyhoots Bumps and Anger is such a pain in the ass.
Or in my case... to the head!


Pfffftttt !!!

1 Syawal hasn't gone exactly the way it was supposed to be.
The way it should has always been.
The way it must always be.
They way I like it to be.
The way all of us would like it to be.
They way my family has always celebrated it since my childhood.
Since as long as i can remember really celebrating my first Raya.
Oh childhood. I yearn for you to come back.
For me to relive the glory days.
Without all these aches.
Where all we only care for is Raya, kuih, ketupat and duit Raya.
But kids these days aren't how I used to be.
Sincerity. Honesty. Love. True Pure Love.
It was natural back then.
But today it just had to be different.

Why must there always be unforeseen circumstances?
Why can't we just know that it is the wrong move?
And avoid doing it at all.
Why are we to find out only sooner later?
When sooner later milk will have become yogurt where even I, a yogurt lover, wouldn't even think of drinking it at all.

And why some people just have to volunteer to be idiots?
Is this some kind of National call up where there just has to be idiots?
Can't even tell what's right and what's wrong?
Believe in someone else's talk than to confront it yourself?
I,hereby today with the power bestowed on me, proclaim you Staff Sergeant Idiot.
Why Staff Sergeant you might ask? 'Cos your qualifications can only get you that far.
With a Certificate in Idiocracy, you might get to Master Sergeant.
But, i repeat, just might.

Anyway,
Wishing everybody,



Everybody who reads this,





Which means you reading this..yea you,





SELAMAT HARI RAYA MAAF ZAHIR BATIN
MOHON MAAF MINTA AMPUN
SEGALA SALAH SILAP
- TATA BAHASA
- TINGKAH LAKU
- dan, erm, segala yang bersama bangsa dan bersekutu dengannya

'cos I'm just Human.
And we all yearn to improve.



ya Allah,

please drag us all back into the Light

your Light

for we have all strayed

and sinned

into Darkness

do show us

when we have crossed the line

but please show your Mercy

for we are weak

broken, tattered and bones

and all i yearn for

is for your Guidance

your Grace

and your Love

for me never to wrong more

you know you miss someone when you
keep playing that same song over and over again.
right?


wrong!


it's not just that song.
it's that song.


yea you've been missed.
yea you. not you! jangan prasan.
it's you. yea you *points at you*

im sick of my pc.stupid stupid pc!! ive been disconnected from msn repeatedly and it's driving me nuts!! blardy heck. i need to put a new pc on my wishlist... but den again it mite be always be a wish. cos no money due to no work. and no work equals no money. so back to square one im being frustrated again. although i cant believe my pentium 2 is still working here today in 2007...i still blardy need a new pc !

anyways since ive ord-ed ( lor~) .. ive been sitting at home selling grapes. and it is not been profiting. nor isit getting any sales. plus the fact im turning nocturnal this fasting month. awake at night. and sleeping in the day. ok now i hear people saying ohhh kan tak bagos tido time puasa~, but i cant sleep at night. insomniac? i dono.. so usually my day starts after buka~ makan makan masjid masjid and then when i get home tv's my companion till sahur. kan bagos hidop? chet langsung tak best!

i need a job people. a sensible good paying job. but i cant find any. hmm..i need to sell myself if i dont find one.
once i've a job i guess no more late nights. back to usual timing schedule.
becos dis is blardy unhealthy !

FM Channel: amcam ada paham tak? tak paham? macam paham lar you!

for the first time in my life,i ate oysters. raw.
well i only ate one. so one oyster.
like the one in mr. bean's series.
yes the oysters he fell sick on. those kind.

i told dian that it tastes like pudding.
but it sure taste like sea water.
and lemon has never been so tasty!
one to wipe away the smell.
and second to wipe away the taste.
second serving? well ill stick to fish instead..

It's a new dawn
It's a new day
It's a new life
For me
And I'm feeling good

Stars when you shine you know how I feel
Scent of the pine you know how I feel
Oh freedom is mine
And I know how I feel

FM channal: fffreeeeddooooommmmmm like finallyy hereee alreadyy !!!!! yahuuuuu!

EH ESOK HARI APA?

ehem.. YEAHNESS!

FM Channel: can you smell it? ffffrrreee.....

under the roof of turmoil, anger and solitary,
i found happiness giving a young soul a Parker pencil..

FM channel: knock a door, run