inner demon

running in the middle of the night beats the demon yeah'
i'll run again tomoro morning perhaps
to kill the satan next



are we human? or are we dancer?

dapur nye strait.

imagine this. mango pudding.

imagine its sweet soft milky mango texture.

imagine scooping it up. along with small dices of mango.

imagine putting it into your mouth and let it slide through.

imagine letting it wiggle around your tongue and teeth.

imagine the sweet milky taste of mango.

imagine sliding it down your throat.

then imagine taking in 5 small glasses of them after that.

now stop imagining and start realising..

uhuh! that small sweet glass.

i wanna come back for more!

anyways during dinner, a family of chinese peranakan malay speaking family sat at a table beside us.

and they have this young little girl. prolly 4-5 yr old.

and my nephew, being the romeo that he is, started to walk around, stealing glances from her.. started getting nearer...

and me being the uncle that i am.. apa lagi...

hoi danish ~

nak makan ke nak jual minyak~
minyak apa?~
minyak urat~

and lil danish tersengeh2 , tertutup2 muka dgn tangan.

malu konon. huuur..

ahh the boriaraya geek squad 4th best.

so many names eh kita?

in all circumstances, we've all got each other's backs.

even if we all sepak each other.

it's all tough love.

the re-oral

Mister Gandhi was mad at me the first time. Too much errs and errms he said.

But he's confident I'm can pass this time round.

And i hope i will. Seriously hope pls hope.

Other than not saying out your name and index number for the second part of it, everything was smooth.

Com'on i was too damn excited to say what's in mind that i forgot my own name.

What's weirder?

Staring into space or ignoring conversations?

i aint 'aving this

I wanna know too

Eid MuBarack Obama.

Kepada semua orang yang terbloghopped, terbaca, sedang membaca, tanak baca, refuse to baca, benci membaca, tak pandai baca, bodoh membaca dan sewaktu dengannye...

Saya ucap Selamat Hari Raya Eid Fitri.
Minta Maaf Zahir Batin
kalau kalau terkasar bahsa,
tersinggung perasaan,
tergurau melebeh...
manatau kalau blog ni terlalu membosankan untuk di baca.
tapi suka hati la kalau bosan ke tidak..


hurhur maaf gurau.
bosan jugak?
sheesh..
kalau suka gosip sgt pergi baca sini lah!


anyways,
tak sangka ehk tak suka pakai push up bra dan suka jadi geek tu boleh jugak jadi Spiderman..


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Viva Alonso.

Winning the Grand Prix after starting out from 15th grid will show that anything is possible.
No matter if you'd feel it's like chasing a lost cause.

Alonso after the qualifying laps on Sat..
"The race is lost. You can't overtake here and I'm starting from 15th, so I will be going out just to lap the track, it's over already."

AND Alonso after the Race win..
"Fantastic. The first podium of the season and the first victory. I can't believe it right now, I need a couple of days to realise we could win a race this year..."


Climbing up 14 places to win the race has to be the most thrilling, fairy-tale-like-ending event ever to happen to a person.


Anyways....
Voici la vidéo du petit bonhomme en mousse!

Carlos the Dwarf.

james franco. hands down. coolest.
atleast on this show.
playing dungeons and dragons.
as Carlos the Dwarf of course.

now that I've finished watching all 18 episodes of Freaks & Geeks,
i can now sleep.
at night.

zzzzzzzzz.

F&G

so i spent the whole morning watching Freaks & Geeks on youtube.
whole morning as in 12am to 8am. yeah. no sleep.

Freaky or Geeky?
but hey ! tt show has James Franco on it!
has to be the coolest.

tonight.. zach vs takeshi. go go go !

Epistaxis

From wiki,
Epistaxis (or a nosebleed in plain English) is the relatively common occurrence of hemorrhage from the nose, usually noticed when the blood drains out through the nostrils.

I always wonder how does it feel when Scholes got a sharp blow to the face and his nose starts bleeding..

Back then in sec sch i remember a couple of times when some of my class mates got nose bleeds and they got the attention of the girls who acted like nurses.
I thought that was cool.
Nose bleed and girls' attention. Double feeling whammy.

The baddest injury on myself was two swollen knee and all i got was Yusoff shouting "Eh bangun ah!" and to carry on with the football game.
And we were losing that game. No point.
WTH, nice knowing you cared Yusoff.
But I've since told him how painful those knees were.

Actually I always wonder how do people feel when their nose bleeds.

I always wondered because I've never had an epistaxis.
Does it hurt as much as it looks?
Does it automatically stops bleeding when you just lay back and let your head in the neutral position and apply pressure?

Well I know now.
And the feeling is definitely @#$*%@ !!!!

5 feet away and the ball just slams on your face. BAM!

Definitely bleeding LUCKY..
to have been where i have been.

choke me.

And so i got choke-ed.

Literally.

choked on your lullaby

after a neverending endless reading of a single jPod book,
i think i need a new one.

Chuck Palahniuk please.

now.. it's either lullaby.
or choke.

Sticks and stones will break your bones, but now words can kill, too.

did stupidity or curiosity kill the cat?

ya know when you're too excited.. or when you're too nervous about something..
and your body just seem to lose control and you start to trip on things.
or an easy movement yet having the difficulty to execute it..

noone comes out much worser than this guy...

darnest kids

kids do the darnest things.

like spoofing The Dark Knight's trailer..

Franz Ferdinand - Lucid Dreams

preview of a Franz Ferdinand's track.

glowing in the dark

you know you can depend on the japanese for some cranky shows.

and i seriously salute this guy's strength and endurance to got through the entire course.

and even winning it too.

Makoto Nagano competing in the Ninja Warrior.
Sasuke!

and since i couldn't follow Chris Walla into the dark.

i will just like to Glow in it then.

Sept 19 woot !

Where are you Yeezy?

And I heard 'em say, nothin ever promised tomorrow today.

WHY SO SERIOUS?!

this spoof sumpah hilarious.
bloodyhell. laughing out loud lah.

but Dark Knight is oh so epic.

i can now go to in camp training in peace.

heck, i might even watch it again before i go there.

and now i can't wait for the DVD.

i'll buy the original.

why?

because of this man.

THE JOKER.

my new idol.

my first villain idol.

R.I.P Heath Ledger.

toast to an epic performance.

My Drive Thru

Ok it's here..

My Drive Thru.






Converse 100th Anniversary.



Once ICT is over, i'll have my own drive thru. =).

goober trooper

A clip that has been viewed 90,383,752 times to date and still counting.
by far one of the most viewed in youtube.

Evolution of Dance. and this guy came out in Weezer - Pork and Beans too.




Speaking of which I found this guy who beat me into doing this amazing video.
Not that i would. But it was in my mind though...
I would have loved to do this.
Way too much time and money lah.

Where the hell is Matt?!




And what do you get digging goober in the train?

couple of tua bangkas saying ewww out loud.

23 on the 23rd

another one year gone,
one year older
one year wiser?

and what did i do today?
celebrate it by teaching kids.
how wonderful.
mmg suruh jadi cikgu ke?

but after watching some suria advert,
came across one. triggered those times when I used to just sit infront of the tv, eating Ding Dongs, big gold coin chocolates and mamee.

well at the moment still sitting infront of the tv.
some things haven't change eii..

but this sunday there's Keluarga 99.
ol skool per!



SABAI SABAI ~!!

Skate Strokes

Julian Casablancas, Santogold and Pharrell Williams.
"My Drive Thru"

Recorded for Converse 100th Anniversary.

Current repeat mode on my iPod.


There's Skateboy P. and there's Mr Casablancas.
What more can i ask for?

Listen:


Anyway, Jason Mraz masturbates alot while his on tour.
Read through Mrazes!