top 10..

boredom is beginning to sink into me. im so bored even money cant buy me out of this situation. i thought not working ill be able to do something fun. well i guess im wrong.
ive been eating breakfast for 3 days in a row. in my sleep. way fun..

anyway last sunday was my officially last day working at the wet theme park. altho ill be working just one more day on teachers day just to kill d fun. i think.

ask me out somebody?! you? yes you!

after working in the guest services department, ive realised how irritating humans can be. yeap including me. im an irritated irritant right now. get close and ill be irritating your irritate.
so i did a list of the top 10 most irritating as a wet theme park guest services staff.

the top 10 most irritating working at the wet theme park

10. Guests who keep coming to the wrong refund booth even when directed. After much wastage of our saliva, they keep comin back to ask again. i said "walk straight,turn left and you'll see a top up booth." and they just walked straight and end up at sakura buffet restaurant. yar refund it there fool.

9. Guests who do not understand the meaning of Park Closed. even when the rides are all closed, they just loved that place do they. we, staff, hate it and want to go home. close at 7! not 8! sleep in the toilet if u want, fool.

8. Constantly telling guests to go through the right Exit turnstile. Even when the Exit sign is visible even by an ant. the sign is really that visible. all you have to do i to look 20 degrees up. that isnt much of a chore aint it? fool.

7. Questions such as "if i go out, can i come in back?" even when there's a sign "Re-Entry". and there's an even bigger sign saying "Do not forget to get your Re-Entry stamp". Fools.

6. "If i'm not playing do i need to pay?" -.-" sure, i'll marry your daughter, but don't worry i wont be having any child with her. can i not pay? sure, ill just walk into the cinema for free cos i wont be watching the movie. sure ill just walk into every place and say i wont be doing anything can i just come in for free..

5. "If i come in , can i play all?" Yes, which is why we stated unlimited access to all rides.

4. Why is the locker only one time usage? because it isn't yours. need i say the F word again. sure. fool.

3. "Why not you change the picture of the pamplet to a beautiful girl? This is a picture of a fat ass!". i hate to admit but i've to agree with the guest this time round. with a beer belly and some unsightly hairs, cant they get any beautiful bikini girl as the front cover. don't believe me? just take a pampjlet at the entrance.

2. How much is the maximum top up? $500. and their eyes will be beaming with shock. love their reaction. if only i could take a picture of it.


but my favourite irritating question of all is.......jeng jeng jeng...


1. When will the lightning/rain stop? arggggghhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i swear each time i wanted to pick up the phone infront of the guest. and call God to ask. "so God, when would you like to stop this lightning and rain?" infinite foolness. extreme foolity. do i look like God to you?


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